Difference between revisions of "Book of Wholesome Hobbies"
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* Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516 | * Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516 | ||
* Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html | * Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html | ||
| + | * Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change | ||
| + | * Any sort of knife fight at all | ||
= Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted = | = Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted = | ||
Revision as of 08:34, 7 March 2012
The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise And Mark Have Forbidden Their Staff and Volunteers From Taking Part In
Originates from IRC. (This is ha-ha-only-serious.)
Book of Wholesome Hobbies that are Forbidden
- Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
- Feeding the trolls.
- Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
- Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in
![[info]](http://wiki.dreamwidth.net/wiki/extensions/LJ/images//dw/user.png)
dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up.
- Tossing x-acto knife like it's a pen while bored waiting for things to run http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
- Fall over and injure themselves
- Stuff parmesan cheese up their noses
- Turn Random Word hEll into a mutant supervillian (via gamma ray exposure, or any other method)
- Summon Rah like an Elder God: http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/488
- Buying chemical raw materials.
- Playing with chemicals (unless that is part of your Actual Job Description at your Actual Job). http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/516
- Getting gum stuck in your nose hair. http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6723816.html
- Engaging in knife fights to determine who gets to keep their confusingly similar IRC nick and who must change
- Any sort of knife fight at all
Book of Unwholesome Hobbies that are Permitted
- Code tours that make unwary readers spray drinks through their noses.
